1. How the genius of the original Nintendo system was that any storyline could be put with any style of gameplay. For example: Super Mario Brothers is a platformer in which you have to save a princess. And you’re a plumber.
2. The reasons that, despite not knowing the origin or contents of two large boxes that were delivered during class, I could be reasonably confident that they did not contain bombs.
3. The probable endgame scenarios for a new student-produced video game called Legend of Bacon.
4. The decision not to announce on the school television broadcast the incredible deal available on the purchase of Viagra from Canadian pharmacies, despite having received several messages to that effect in the announcement request email box.